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Bastardhead is the 'band name' of sorts for all the (metal) tracker modules I've written over the years. In terms of style it's all metal, covering various subgenres, though the later stuff is mostly slower, melodic doom/death kind of stuff.

It's all divided into separate albums, with the newest listed first. All the track and album titles are (deliberately) ridiculous, and note that the very first few albums were written while I was still in high school, so some of the titles can be fairly... well, what a high schooler would come up with :P

You can play most of the tracks straight from here by clicking them in the track lists, or you can download each album separately. The downloads are in IT (Impulse Tracker) format, so you'll need something that can play them such as OpenMPT.

ALBUMS
7z
Egg Swindlers
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Title
Length
01
Catastropie
6:32
02
The Soup Attempt
7:52
03
Smoothsayer
9:02
04
Crust Buster
7:02
05
Yonderhere
9:23
06
Well Staple My Pet
4:53
07
A Fluffy Residue
10:24


7z
Uck Me Sideways
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COVER
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Title
Length
01
Downside Up
2:36
02
This Joyous Queue
4:13
03
Beer Technician
5:51
04
Hall of Blame
4:53
05
As Suspected, Things
7:08
06
Fountain Dew
12:30
07
Tragedy at the Chemist
6:09


7z
Crunchy Goodness
#
Title
Length
01
Crunchy Goodness
6:55
02
Hermit Community
4:19
03
Homosexual Christian
5:53
04
Manor of Peasantry
6:23
05
Rogue Printer Tamer
6:27
06
Flask Maestro
7:33
07
Sport is Offensive
9:13
08
Racing Van
5:26
09
Quite the Tempo
5:30


7z
New Folder
#
Title
Length
01
Burn in Heaven
4:34
02
Sounds Better at Sea
4:42
03
Tacky Goo Horse
3:28
04
Wizard Samurai Monk
7:02
05
Young Senior Citizen
3:57
06
Rampaging Frog of Death
6:27
07
Forest of Grunt
4:40
08
The Millionaire Hobo Prodigy
7:09


7z
Melancholyflower
#
Title
Length
01
Undecapitation
7:11
02
Heart Strings Out of Tune
4:14
03
Quarter-Life
5:15
04
Ear Picker
4:53
05
Grandma Reginald
4:45
06
Cripple Jaw
5:30
07
Cushioned Bomb
4:03
08
Conservative Hippie
6:24


7z
Wavequencher
NO
COVER
#
Title
Length
01
Fake Retro Boots
5:27
02
I've Lost My Whey
6:00
03
A Cute Pain
4:16
04
Lord of Junkpiles
7:10
05
Intelligence Retardant
6:01
06
Pier Pressure
5:26
07
Stop Hitting Me
7:20


7z
Almondfest
#
Title
Length
01
The Fest Begins
2:21
02
Please Have a Banana
4:43
03
The Moron Tube
4:34
04
Trivial Psionic Matters
6:02
05
Satrinomification
4:08
06
Bewildering Hollow Pipe
4:35
07
The Pants Man
5:51
08
Insects Make Good Friends
8:18
09
Mega Ninja Rocket
6:16
10
Uncontrollable Dancing Fury
3:52
11
Trek of Many Laughs
9:05


7z
Platter of Cheap
#
Title
Length
01
Platter of Cheap
5:29
02
Burny Chips
4:35
03
Legs of Glory
5:35
04
Super Combat Glue
7:26
05
Beverage Cannon
5:23
06
Chris Pringle
5:25
07
Jumper Magazine
4:05
08
Pies in the Outback
5:43
09
Bowtie Blasphemy
5:30
10
The Ultimate Pole of Crushing
7:03


7z
The Way Things Aren't
NO
COVER
#
Title
Length
01
Voices in My Torso
4:53
02
Quest for Ears
4:34
03
Pray for My Finances
6:15
04
Armpit Marathon
4:35
05
The Intuition Station
6:15
06
Eat My Horses
7:46
07
The Menacing Delicatessen
9:33
08
Wild Cup Board
3:55
09
It's the Spices
7:21


7z
Crumpet Machine
#
Title
Length
01
Insert Bucket Here
6:25
02
End of Eternity
4:17
03
Leech Off My Shoes
6:05
04
One Fifth the Pain
5:35
05
Surgical Hammer
4:23
06
Attack of the Pancakes
5:35
07
The Great Poof
4:54
08
Box of 11 Contents
5:32
09
Cutlery Nazi
5:16
10
Wimps on a Stick
2:46
11
Repetition is Awesome
3:59


7z
Spasmism
#
Title
Length
01
Reverse Backwards
4:41
02
Nipple Burst
7:15
03
Unpossible Odds
5:25
04
The Holy Dump
6:43
05
Screwdriver Death
7:02
06
As the Forgery Unfolds
6:58
07
Sizzle and Explode
6:17
08
120 Idiot Roadworkers
8:47


7z
</LIFE>
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Title
Length
01
The Looking Seat
5:30
02
Mushrooms Are Yummy
4:06
03
I Hate Cups
8:48
04
Wrench Of Twisting
5:08
05
The Old House Of Cakes
5:00
06
Plaster And Urine
7:47
07
Wall Of Rejection
5:20
08
Fun Utensils
7:40
09
The Noob Mobile
4:02
10
Rabbit Grinder
9:17


This CD Intentionally Left Blank
NO
COVER
#
Title
Length
01
Lampshade Hat
5:30
02
Smashing Two Bricks Together
4:06
03
Jerkstore Blues
8:48
04
Fields of Excrement
5:08
05
The Fifth Dimension is Love
5:00
06
Kill the Evil Chair!
7:47
07
Now For a Name
5:20
08
In My General Direction
7:40
09
A Song Fit For Killing
4:02
10
The Instruments Are Coming
9:17
11
The Bin Painter's Song
9:17
12
Unto the Stupid
9:17
13
Heavy and Brutal
9:17


7z
Anyone For Tennis?
NO
COVER
#
Title
Length
01
Fish On The Footpath
4:$3
02
I Don't Know
5:23
03
The Slider Bar Beer Tab Man
4:44
04
Come In My Pants...
4:29
05
Gunpowder Lunch
5:06
06
The Gay End Of The Day
5:57
07
Optical Nose
6:02
08
Autumn Growth
7:05
09
Death's Tissue
7:18
10
Elite Hacksaw
5:56
11
Mehsonggah
10:14